ABOMINABLE BITCHSAUCE TAG BIO (2017)
Apr 29, 2017 21:54:23 GMT -5
Post by Admin on Apr 29, 2017 21:54:23 GMT -5
Phoenix Wrestling Tag Team Bio
Team Name: Abominable Bitchsauce
Team Members (must make singles apps for each): Matt Stone & Nessa Wall
Alignment(Face, heel, tweener): heel
Combined Weight: 333 lbs
Theme Song: “Shame” by Stabbing Westward
Entrance: The heavily distorted 90’s grunge sound of "Shame" erupts over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl across the crowd.
I don't know if I'm real without you
What is left of me without you?
I don't know what’s real without you
How can I exist without you?
The chorus bleeds into more frenzied guitar and tribal drumming as Nessa Wall and Matt Stone appear at the top of the ramp, sporting identical smug grins. The pair make their way to the ring, mouthing off to the more vocal fans along the way on opposite sides of the ramp. As the lyrics shift from screaming to an almost angsty growl, Matt Stone pauses, grabs a sign from an unsuspecting fan and rips it up, tossing the pieces in the air like confetti.
I only see myself reflected in your eyes
So all that I believe I am essentially are lies
And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was
Died with your belief in me so who the hell am I?
Hardt: Making their way to the ring now, the best tag team in the history of tandem wrestling emanating from Ontario, Canada… weighing in at three hundred and thirty-three pounds… they are Matt Stone and Nessa Wall… ABOMINABLE BITCHSAUCE!!
On the heels of that spectacular introduction, the pair spring over the ropes in perfect sync as the music is almost completely drowned out by the intense outpouring of hatred from the crowd.
Mindset
Team Mentality/Gimmick: Nessa is a certified genius. Matt is a cocky troll. Good luck trying to shut them up.
Match Tendencies: They cheat. They manipulate. They showboat. They gloat. And they look fantastic doing it.
Backstage Tendencies: Snarkus interruptus, mostly. They crash parties and/or troll, especially with people they dislike.
Moveset
Wrestling Style: high-impact, technical, high-flying cheatapolooza
Will they use weapons?: If Nessa can get away with it? Absolutely (usually a pair of pink brass knuckles she keeps in her boot). Matt believes he’s above that.
Top Five Tandem Moves:
1. Canadian Connection: With Nessa standing on the middle rope, Matt executes a backbreaker on the opponent, Nesa leaping off and hitting an elbow drop while the target remains across Matt's knee.
2. Snarked Out: Matt has the opponent in a camel clutch and Nessa comes in the ring, hitting the ropes and delivering a dropkick to the target's head
3. Maple Leaf Meltdown: With Nessa sitting on the top rope, Matt whips the opponent at her, Nessa raising her feet to hit their face, then Nessa leaps off for a flipping neck breaker, Matt hitting the ropes hitting the opponent with a snap leg drop right after.
4. Kissy Kissy Goodbye: Nessa does her Kissy Kissy (blown kiss to Boma Ye) and Matt follows up with a crossface submission (can be used as a submission finisher).
Finisher(s): Shutting YOU Up: Matt gets opponent in a rear-waist lock, Nessa Super Kicks the opponent, Matt using the momentum for a German Suplex w/ Pin (if Nessa is the legal woman, she’ll nail Against The Wall [spinning backfist] first to stun them and then tag out to Matt).
Contact
Twitter Handle: @atwnessa or @canmstone
Preferred method of contact: Twitter DM
Team Name: Abominable Bitchsauce
Team Members (must make singles apps for each): Matt Stone & Nessa Wall
Alignment(Face, heel, tweener): heel
Combined Weight: 333 lbs
Theme Song: “Shame” by Stabbing Westward
Entrance: The heavily distorted 90’s grunge sound of "Shame" erupts over the speakers while red and white spotlights swirl across the crowd.
I don't know if I'm real without you
What is left of me without you?
I don't know what’s real without you
How can I exist without you?
The chorus bleeds into more frenzied guitar and tribal drumming as Nessa Wall and Matt Stone appear at the top of the ramp, sporting identical smug grins. The pair make their way to the ring, mouthing off to the more vocal fans along the way on opposite sides of the ramp. As the lyrics shift from screaming to an almost angsty growl, Matt Stone pauses, grabs a sign from an unsuspecting fan and rips it up, tossing the pieces in the air like confetti.
I only see myself reflected in your eyes
So all that I believe I am essentially are lies
And everything I've hoped to be or ever thought I was
Died with your belief in me so who the hell am I?
Hardt: Making their way to the ring now, the best tag team in the history of tandem wrestling emanating from Ontario, Canada… weighing in at three hundred and thirty-three pounds… they are Matt Stone and Nessa Wall… ABOMINABLE BITCHSAUCE!!
On the heels of that spectacular introduction, the pair spring over the ropes in perfect sync as the music is almost completely drowned out by the intense outpouring of hatred from the crowd.
Mindset
Team Mentality/Gimmick: Nessa is a certified genius. Matt is a cocky troll. Good luck trying to shut them up.
Match Tendencies: They cheat. They manipulate. They showboat. They gloat. And they look fantastic doing it.
Backstage Tendencies: Snarkus interruptus, mostly. They crash parties and/or troll, especially with people they dislike.
Moveset
Wrestling Style: high-impact, technical, high-flying cheatapolooza
Will they use weapons?: If Nessa can get away with it? Absolutely (usually a pair of pink brass knuckles she keeps in her boot). Matt believes he’s above that.
Top Five Tandem Moves:
1. Canadian Connection: With Nessa standing on the middle rope, Matt executes a backbreaker on the opponent, Nesa leaping off and hitting an elbow drop while the target remains across Matt's knee.
2. Snarked Out: Matt has the opponent in a camel clutch and Nessa comes in the ring, hitting the ropes and delivering a dropkick to the target's head
3. Maple Leaf Meltdown: With Nessa sitting on the top rope, Matt whips the opponent at her, Nessa raising her feet to hit their face, then Nessa leaps off for a flipping neck breaker, Matt hitting the ropes hitting the opponent with a snap leg drop right after.
4. Kissy Kissy Goodbye: Nessa does her Kissy Kissy (blown kiss to Boma Ye) and Matt follows up with a crossface submission (can be used as a submission finisher).
Finisher(s): Shutting YOU Up: Matt gets opponent in a rear-waist lock, Nessa Super Kicks the opponent, Matt using the momentum for a German Suplex w/ Pin (if Nessa is the legal woman, she’ll nail Against The Wall [spinning backfist] first to stun them and then tag out to Matt).
Contact
Twitter Handle: @atwnessa or @canmstone
Preferred method of contact: Twitter DM
